Power Rankings

How about a common thing among sports websites the power rankings with my own little spin on it.

The Wuerffel Division

32. Cleveland, new coach same problems, name two guys on this team that would be impact players for another team in the league? Josh Cribbs and Joe Thomas maybe but the rest of 'em stink.

31. St. Louis, seem to play everyone tough but really this team has zero upside.

30. Tampa Bay, the YUCS, have a long way to go and I got a feeling their coach is only gonna get 1 shot at this.

29. Detroit, haven't put up a decent showing against a decent team yet.

28-27. Oakland and Kansas City, played out of their minds two weeks ago but really I don't see these ships going anywhere, JaMarcus Russel I hope your time in the league was fun.

Rod Smart Division,

26. Washington, Dan Snyder why you hate me so much get some depth and a training staff, the list of Skins on IR is starting to look like a Pro Bowl roster, Chris Samuals, Chris Cooley, and Randy Thomas, with Haynesworth and Portis both injured.

Beautiful Dreamers Division

25. Buffalo, oh the hope T.O. brought and he's not gonna blow up because he needs to be signed next year.

24. Carolina, good thing you gave Jake Delhomme all that money dummy's.

23. Seattle, not sure what's going up there but really stop wasting Hasselbeck.

Bill Cowher Division

22. Chicago, if you want Cowher as you coach keep it up, what happened to that Forte guy you had last year he was good.

21. Houston, you could make the playoffs if you would win a big game for once in your lifetime, maybe Schaub isn't a closer, or maybe Kubiak isn't a closer whatever it is fix it.

Jeckyll and Hyde Division

20. NY Jets, nough said I hate you Rex Ryan.

19. Miami, not sure what to make of the fact that you always dominate the ball but your D for some reason can't stop anyone.

18. San Francisco, WHO ARE YOU, are you good? are you bad? are you decent? COME ON TELL ME.

17. NY Giants, you suck, Eli sucks, your D is old and slow, stop making people think your good, your WR's are terrible by the way.

The Outsiders Divison

16. Tennessee yeah you've won 5 straight but eventually your lack of talent at WR will catch up with you, however I understand your D taking a while to come together after Haynesworth left.

15. Denver, hoo ray you beat the Giants on a short week, at home good for you, you still stink.

14. Jacksonville, when you lose you lose bad it seems, why is that?

13. Sorry, Green Bay, too many injuries on the Defense I just don't think your gonna make the playoffs, but your the best of the worst.

The team behind the curtain

12. Dallas it's December so you can show your true face.

The Kevin Costner Division

11. Baltimore, blah blah your D is still ok

10. Pittsburgh, blah blah, Ben is still good, but run the damn ball

9. Atlanta, what can I say I love this team and think they're on their way to the playoffs.

The Andre Agassi Division, think they don't have a shot but might just shock you and win this.

8. Arizona, you saw the tear they went on last year, you don't get trophies for the regular season

7. Philly, still think the Walrus is gonna screw you over, by the way why you gotta run stupid trick kicks and go for it on fourth down to beat the Skins?

6. San Diego, haven't seen them use Sproles much lately is that so late in the year LDT can grab some pine and Sproles is fresh?

5. Cinncy, played not to lose to Cleveland by running the ball every play, so we'll see what the two faced monster of Benson and Johnson can do, two guys running with tremendous chips on their shoulders.

4. New England, even though New Orleans dismantled you, your the only ones I like going to Indy, accept for San Diego, but I like you more.

The Brett Favre Divison

3. Minnesota, to me they are the best team in football but you can't deny undefeateds and as Bill Parcells says, "you are what your record is," so their not better than NO or Indy, YET!!!

The Can We Really Do This Division

Tie 1. Indy and New Orleans, both have awesome QB's, great WR's, good enough D's, and always find a way to win even when they play poorly for a half or so.

So there you have it, for the most part these are pretty standard but at least I got to throw my thoughts of each in.