Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Tiger Beat

It's the night before the Masters, the night before "A Tradition Unlike Anything Else" the night before Tiger comes back. A lot of questions are coming out about how Tiger will perform. Personally I feel he's gonna do just fine. I'm not predicting a win, but I'll call at least a top 15 finish. He hasn't played any competitive golf in half a year, or so, but he owns Augusta and knows that place like Derek Jeter knows the hole at Yankee Stadium. How are the crowds gonna react? I think they'll be fine, it's the Masters, nobody acts up and if someone does security will happily escort them off the course and ban them for life, and if they scalped the ticket I'm sure the person who sold it to them will be banned for life. It won't be Happy Gilmore out there with a guy yelling "Jackass" during Tiger's backswing. I also expect Steve Williams, Tiger's caddy, to help with the crowd he has a bit of a reputation of taking on people who mess with great one. So, in summary Tiger will be fine, the reception will be great, and the golf world will be back to normal.

One more note, to all you hooches who knowingly slept with a married man, and thought you were special. Tiger doesn't owe you shit, you dirty dirty skanks need to move on and stop talking to the media. We get he did stuff with you his wife wouldn't do, he's a creep, whatever get over yourselves, your not famous, nor will you ever be.

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