Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Week 1

Well week 1 is in the books and what did we learn. We learned I'm ok at fantasy football, powered by Drew Brees in one and Adrian Peterson in another I won in 2 leagues and lost in the other. We also learned I suck at picking fantasy matchups, the Dog Whisperers killed Big Dawgs pack, thanks mostly to a blitzing like crazy Jets D that stumped the Texans. The NFL hates the Redskins since we had to play AT New York to start the season the last two years. Just like last year we looked like crap early and got behind and when we finally started playing decent it was too late. Jim Zorn did not help things by calling a reverse pass on our second play after Clinton Portis busted off a 30 yard run, and we lost 11 yards on the play. I also learned if I want my relationship to last it be best the Redskins are never on TV, she does not like Derek when the Skins are on. Enough about that, we get the Rams this week we better friggin win.

What else you ask:
Drew Brees + playing Lions=Saints win and lots and lots of points.
Jay Cutler - Receivers=4 picks and a narrow loss
God hates Donovan McNabb
Brett Favre + great RB=good things for 40 year old QB's, we saw this once when a guy named Elway got a RB
The Redskins can make Eli look good
Rex Ryan is still a defensive genius
The Packers need a new right tackle that dude sucked
The 49ers are better than expected
Jake Delhomme cannot throw to his own team.
Notre Dame + expectations=epic fail, I love it
Kanye West + booze + Taylor Swift winning an award=stupid idiot who should be banned from being on TV.

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