What if

No fantasy match up this week, or ever again. I've picked three games and haven't gotten one right, heck everytime the team I picked got killed. So instead of being the Sports Illustrated curse I'll refrain from picking. Besides you can admit it, you didn't care about fantasy match ups. So, I'll try something new again, after the wonderings, which I believe is a hit, it's gonna be along the same lines only I'm gonna say, "What if" this happens and add what an effect could be or along that lines. Let's see how it works, what if........

Bill Cowher never said no to Dan Snyder a summer ago? Pretty sure we're 3-0 defending our NFC East championship with a bitter taste in our mouths after losing in the NFC Championship game.

Aaron Rogers is on his back more than Jenna Jameson on Monday night? This is more of a prediction, that terrible line against Jared Allen and the rest of the Vikes, Rogers may leave the field on a golf cart.

Sam Bradford left Oklahoma? Well, for one Sam is in Detroit, not hurt, Drew Stafford is the QB for the 1-2 Jets, and Mark Sanchez knowing Sam came out, stays at USC and they are 3-0 on their way to the ship.

the Cubs won a world series? The entire midwest would burn to the ground, I think the riots in Iowa would rival those in Chicago.

Jay Cutler convinced Jerry Angelo that Brandon Marshall was worth whatever Denve asked for? Dude, can you say Chicago vs. Minny for the NFC Championship, and the score would be 56-55, amazing.

Michael Crabtree wasn't an idiot? San Francisco, is undefeated, Crabtree has around 5 TD's in his first 3 games, Samurai has his defense swarming to the ball and playing out of their minds. I guess that last one is happening anyway. Side note, how dumb do you look holding out on a 2-1 team, that was 8 seconds away from 3-0?

a Nascar drive had a bad car after a wreck? Every time someone gets wrecked in the first half of the race, they had a great car. Jeff Burton is king of this. "Ok let's go down to Dave Burns with Jeff Burton." Burton takes a swig of Coke Zero. Burns say, "Jeff what happened out there." "Well we thought we had a real good car, one that was gonna contend for a win today. The 31 Catapilliar Impala was running great and we were moving to the front." Dude, you were in 19th when you got wrecked how were you contending? Plus, you can say you had a good car when you can't prove because your out of the race. Just once, I want someone besides Kyle Busch to go, well we had junk today the car wouldn't turn, I really didn't pass anyone, and well at least with this wreck we won't have to run the final 200 miles to finish where we were gonna end up anyway.

Superman turned to a life of crime? He couldn't be stopped.

Urban Meyer got nailed for recruiting violations? I am not accusing him of any wrong doing, NONE whatso ever. That is not a joke, he's a good coach, their a good team, and they prove it year after year. But could you imagine, he gave Tebow money to stay or something crazy like that. I mean Tebow has a clean image, ESPN eats him up, that dude is purer than pure. I mean it would lead Sportscenter every day for a week straight. This just in Tebow got 2.5 million dollars from Meyer, which he used on the weekends for cocaine and strippers. What a bombshell man, if this happens remember where you heard it first. I pray this never happens.

Jacksonville never go the Jaguars? Actually not much would change, LA might have a franchise, it's not like the people of Jacksonville would miss them.

someone told the NHL it's way to early to start the season? Seriously thought the NFL is 3 weeks old, and your starting, they don't finish until May. People say baseball is a long season, hockey has to be longer.

Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin ended up on the same team? It would be like the Edmonton Oilers of the 80's with Gretzky and Messier. By the way GO PENS.

the Giants had one person who could get a hit down the stretch? Well, with Timmy, Cain, and Zito all pitching well, the sky was the limit, just didn't have a bat. Hey Brian Saben we haven't had anyone who could hit since you let Bonds go, it's time to fix that problem.

Michigan hired Les Miles? Well, for one I'd still be a Michigan fan, West Virginia would still be a good team. LSU would be the same. So the only person it would affect is me.